Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response, "Still missing". FML
Who is you?
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
Entitled
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Office embarrassment
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Where am I?
Today, I went to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription and waited in line for fifteen minutes. When I got to the counter, the pharmacist couldn't find my name anywhere. I checked my phone and realized I'd gone to the wrong branch. FML
Who am I?
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Go forth and NOT multiply
Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML
Top comments
twistedspeaker 0
Plan B is irresponsible. It is an emergency pill. If taken to often or too much it can have sever impacts on a woman's body and how she can reproduce. I believe that the pharmacist was in the clear. If you came in that soon after already having bought it once before that is a very immature decision to be making. If you're having sex that often you should be on a more effective and safer form of birth control instead of the Oh Shit Pill. #6 - You're not too bright if you're condoning taking the pill as often as need be considering the side effects there are from taking the pill too often. It's not advised to be pumping your body full of those hormones often. They can severely disrupt a woman's menstrual cycle or even cause damage down there (from what I've been told anyways from an MD). But whatever....to each their own. *shrug*
theanonimouse 0
Plan B is not supposed to be used as regular birth control... It's not as effective and seems more "irresponsible," so why not just get an Rx for the pill? Super simple.
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Sprinter136 2
For the love of god people, THE MORNING AFTER PILL DOES NOT KILL ANYTHING! Jesus Christ, I am so sick of every FML regarding plan B loaded with idiots screaming 'Omg, omg, baby killer, you killed a baby, blah blah'. It prevents conception, the same as birth control. Besides, it takes at least two weeks before its an actual baby. Before that its just a developing mass of cells.
Besker 0
and besides I think everyone knows at least 5 people that are SOLID reasons why a child should be abortable up to the age of 18 (and I mean years not months)
prettyinpink03 11
Yep, if the baby implanted before the pill got taken the baby is still gonna be there after the pill is taken.
JustKittyKat 24
If you take the plan b pill the day after, the sperm has not even reached the egg yet. It can take days. Thank you, biology and sex ed.
lastminuteperm 0
That's not an FML. Your having sex! How is that an FML?
mouritsen94 0
seriously if a plan b kills Babies so does normal b control, condoms, vasectamys, and getting you're tubes tied honestly I hate it when people say that
mollyjynxjax 28
Birth control and plan B CAN kill babies if you take them while pregnant
Im_cursed 0
save your money.. that shit dont work.. i took it a day and a half after the "incident" (the pill has to be taking in the first 72) only to find out 3 weeks later im pregnant and out $50.. FML
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
It's not 100% effective, you retard
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
The longer you wait the less effective it is; 36 hours could've just been too long.
lilblumango 1
Lil swimmers are fast >.o
nemcali 34
It should be taken ASAP and after 72 hours the chances for it to work are definitely less and not guaranteed. The close you are to the 72 hours the less chances for it to work.
SocialxMoon 0
Um, no method of contraception is 100% effective. There are always anomalies, or other ways for the contraceptive method to fail. The most effective contraceptive method I know of is the implant, & I'd highly recommend it to women. For one thing, I think that birth control pills should be abolished, because they depend solely on the woman taking them at a specific time each day, & some of them have to be taken consistently for three weeks, then stopped for a week. That's a lot of planning & pressure to handle, & there are going to be times when women forget because there is other stuff going on. The implant is injected under the skin & stays there for three years. That's three years of never having to worry, & it suits just about everyone, whereas with the pill, some women are eligible & others aren't.
SocialxMoon 0
Call me judgemental, but I have a feeling this is going to be a 'YDI' FML.
princess7_11 0
I just took 1 4 the first time. made me so sick
Mashookies 0
I'll pass over all of the immature and judgmental comments here to point out that the pharmacist was in the damn wrong. What you do to your body is your own business. If you wanted an opinion, you'd be at the OB/GYN. You should of reported that bitch. (Yes, I am going to assume it was a snobby female, think what you want of me.)
PhillyFox 0
If you've ****** up enough times for the pharmacist to recognize you, take the hint. Either don't have sex or get on a more regular form of BC.
_YouDeservedIt_ 0
YDI for going to the pharmacist