Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response, "Still missing". FML
Who is you?
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
Entitled
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Office embarrassment
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Where am I?
Today, I went to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription and waited in line for fifteen minutes. When I got to the counter, the pharmacist couldn't find my name anywhere. I checked my phone and realized I'd gone to the wrong branch. FML
Who am I?
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Go forth and NOT multiply
Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML
Top comments
twistedspeaker 0
Plan B is irresponsible. It is an emergency pill. If taken to often or too much it can have sever impacts on a woman's body and how she can reproduce. I believe that the pharmacist was in the clear. If you came in that soon after already having bought it once before that is a very immature decision to be making. If you're having sex that often you should be on a more effective and safer form of birth control instead of the Oh Shit Pill. #6 - You're not too bright if you're condoning taking the pill as often as need be considering the side effects there are from taking the pill too often. It's not advised to be pumping your body full of those hormones often. They can severely disrupt a woman's menstrual cycle or even cause damage down there (from what I've been told anyways from an MD). But whatever....to each their own. *shrug*
theanonimouse 0
Plan B is not supposed to be used as regular birth control... It's not as effective and seems more "irresponsible," so why not just get an Rx for the pill? Super simple.
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mordecaiandrigby 26
In my opinion, The pharmacist said nothing wrong. If that was said to me, I wouldn't get my feelings hurt. If the OP needed it AGAIN, then the pharmacist had every right to say what s/he said. But that's just my opinion on the matter.
dellam 3
Buy 10 get 1 free
theprincess79 2
Why, why, why, would you use Plan B? Don't you know how dangerous that drug is? If you want to be irresponsible and have sex before you are married, go on the pill (even though that's dangerous too). And FYI, you have most likely just killed a potential child. Plan B needs to be illegal and so does abortion!
mkcherry 14
your pharmacist is unprofessional and rude. Thank god you actually used plan B instead of just twiddling your thumbs and hoping you don't get pregnant. I know people who aren't on hormonal birth control for a variety of reasons so they use physical barrier methods (condoms/sponges/diaphragms) and these methods have a higher failure rate so when something breaks/slips they use plan B. So far no pregnancies or ill effects. I have more respect for you than the stupid girls I work with who constantly comment and bitch about their pregnancy scares after they miss a pill or have a condom break (then go through the two week wait) but yet they're too stupid to go out and take plan B.
corocoro 30
You may want to switch to plan A pills or condoms. Just saying.
gktolbert 3
*****... Either keep your legs closed or get on bc.
swimma4life24 14
When you said plan b I first thought of the skateboarding company. All skateboarders can can relate...
MorganBall04 14
I would have said the exact same thing to you. Sometimes people need to here the blunt truth before they make a decision to change. I mean the pharmacist recognized you because you buy plan b so much....that's not ok
lulinator 40
Gross.
wildcatgrad2011 3
that's rude. its not any of her business and should keep her stupid comments to herself