Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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Top comments
jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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Comments (356)
lovekills_slowly 0
dude i totally agree with #284, what an asshole, you should have knocked that guy out!!!!
cro99 0
he shouldn't have invited those girls in the first place!!
pieceofmyheart 0
dick
Lovelygurl1497 0
OMG I'm so sorry:( god if my boyfriend did that I'd slap him in the face!!!!
nightDREAMERms 6
I'm sorry... I can't help but find this absolutely hilarious! I mean Wow! "Graviously introduced me as his little sister." Seriously though, if your boyfriend is the type to make almost out-of-line jokes like that, then you should learn/know how to fire it right back, like some of the comebacks commentors have suggested. And if he wasn't just joking or you don't appreciate his sense of humor, break up with him- Done.
reesypie21_fml 0
You're the stupid one for still going with them...Ydi for sure!
centarous 0
sorry
jlperry31 10
if he got any farther than saying sister than that is your own fault for accepting it
obrien813 6
WTF???? What a Dick!!! Get rid of his ass!!!
gemmyfay 0
tell him incest is wrong and dump him. u deserve better