Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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giggity0giggity 0
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.
Jankae 0
Just dump him?
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Comments (145)
Kiwi_Splash 0
You're really dumb. Why didn't you just go up to him, and mess him over? You seriously thought he's gonna man up and tell you it is him? You're naive, and have no idea how to handle a situation. If you were in control, and sure of yourself, he would've never left you for anyone else. As much as you want a REAL man, men want a REAL woman. It seems you need alot to work on because you can't even stand up for your rights. Good luck with yourself.
BritishHobo 0
Woah. Way to assume absolutely everything about someone you know absolutely nothing about. But, yeah. Either OP is lying, or OP's ex (I hope) is as thick as a plank (seriously, I get none of these sayings. Bag of hammers? Plan of wood? What?). But the text thing could be hilarious. If only the boyfriend weren't such an idiot.
17xVampx17 0
MercyFML why a bag full of hammers? I'd be an ass about it and say he's dumber than a deaf-mute (god I hope the idiots here get what I'm referring to)
Bucinka 5
No, FHL. He was dumb enough to get caught in a lie. Move on. You don't want his genes in the gene pool, anyway. Since you said "whilst," I'm assuming you're in the UK. Here in the States, we have an advice columnist named Dan Savage who summarizes this advice this way: DTMFA. (Dump the ************ Already)
xescapexartistx 0
it says shes in Australia under the FML
iFruit 0
Why didn't you go up to him, tell him you know its him and you know he lied, and slap him?
Bucinka 5
Going alone is a great way to actually concentrate on the movie. My guess is you've done it many times and don't want to admit it.
UrStoopid 0
If your phone has a camera, you should have taken a picture of him & the other girl & sent that to him after he wrote back that it wasn't him & said "oh really? that's not you?" LoL!
eliseob92 0
take a picture of him with thevgirl and send it to his phone and see how he reacts lol
Cupcake10 0
#33 Epic win! Took the words right out of my mouth. And the guy you were (please say *were and that you didn't give him a second chance) seeing is a dick douche. And there's nothing wrong with going to the movies alone, not everyone needs/wants constant attention from other people to fell good about themselves. Shit.
TysonFawlay 0
"Confronted him by text", when you saw him? It's super effective!
plexico 4
Looks like he has a bright future in politics. It's too bad for him that the Bush Administration was voted out here in America -- they were the all-time masters of denying they truth even with evidence right in front of them. And it's no problem that he is Australian -- our Chief of Right-Wing Propaganda is an Aussie: Rupert Murdoch.
EddieCartman 0
that isn't very nice of him is it