Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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giggity0giggity 0
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.
Jankae 0
Just dump him?
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Comments (145)
kennythedude 3
He sounds like a real asshole.
xoxoCheer 0
Okay, people, this is annoying how everyone keeps saying "YDI for (something totally unrelated to the FML)" Shut the hell up! And OP, dump the dousche.
beachbabe24 0
maybe she wanted to see if he would lie again... other than that dump him. any guy who would do that once will do it again... hes not worth it. :)
RAMBabyyy 0
OP never stated that was her boyfriend, she just said the boy that she's seeing. If that's the case, I understand her being upset that it happened, but what right would she have to slap him or the girl he was with? They aren't committed to each other.
monnanon 14
they are not committed but he still lied to her. If they were not exclusive why would he need to lie about going out with someone else. I know its not exactly what you want to hear when you are seeing someone but if you have agreed that your are not exlcusive then you should expect that to happen at some point.
Eschen515 0
Ydi for not putting out. I wish i had some one to make out with.
Eschen515 0
And for all the ppl who say ydi for using a text to confront him stfu what if it was just a guy who looked like her bf and she goes and hits him in the head and then its like fml i hit a guy i thought was my bf the text to make sure it was him was smart at least she had enough control to not go beat the shit out of him...and at least he didnt say it was my sister so stfu all of you.
snzizle 0
um..you fail for you horrible sentence structure. there should probably be a period or two in that paragraph
giganticbrain 0
Confronted him by text? LLLLllllaaammmmeeeee
beachbabe24 0
they must be in some sort of relationship cuz she wouldnt of cared enough to go through all that trouble then post it as a FML if they werent.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Texting to let the guy know he has crossed the line seems far more discrete then making a scene in a line for a movie. Although if I were next to them in line I would certainly enjoy seeing the guy tell the OP to buzz off.
AlexZB 0
hes just ASKING to be caught but you are an idiot for texting him and not actually confronting him oh! and YDI for saying "whilst" why the **** does everyone keep saying that?