Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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giggity0giggity 0
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.
Jankae 0
Just dump him?
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Comments (145)
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date assholes. YDI
morpher910 0
so... you texted him. you didn't go over and slap him or yell at him or even ask what he's doing, you TEXTED him. you're pathetic. -_-
funnydomo 0
I wouldn't text him I would just go over and unleash a can of whoop ass on his sorry butt.
Raheemdplayer 7
YDI 4 not shouting out loudly the situation that just happened, the rest of the people in the queue will give him dirty looks and he'll be embarrased, trust me, it will work. My mate done it lmao
I_am_stupid_also 6
He would be embarrassed that he ever knew you. It's over. Get used to it.
DoingLife_ 0
You went to the cinema alone? O.o
survivalism 0
"Confronted him by text." Wow. Hoolllyyy shit. You texted him. That'll show him.
sublime93 0
Lmfao that's what I was thinking. And yes, I do think OP should have gone up to him and slapped the **** out of him, then scrapped the bitch he was with. Who cares if the situation wasn't that serious, he deserves it and the people waiting on line would have loved it.
Damascus 0
You guys are really rude.
Obecalpy 0
You totally should have walked up there and punched/kneed, tapped him in the balls!
GeeKYprincess121 0
YDI for dreaming about Bill Clinton while texting.
1234five 0
Why the **** would u go alone anyways