Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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Top comments
giggity0giggity 0
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.
Jankae 0
Just dump him?
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Comments (145)
xxviii28 0
What is the word I am looking for to describe a guy like this. Hmmm, oh right! TOOL BAG! Sorry sweety FYL.
marz88 0
This sucks for you, but I must say this is very much like a previous FML where the person saw their significant other in the movie theater making out with someone else.
nerdfighter4life 0
so.....did you punch him after that?? you should have
sexy_mamasita 0
He was obviously extremely mentally challenged. Good riddance
xescapexartistx 0
I think you deserve it for not going right up to him after that. How is a guy gonna learn if you just stand back and let it go? Srsly...fyl because you're a coward...the poor other girl is probably gonna get it too now, but if you had approached him then she would have known! Hmm!
barlessprison 16
while in the queue to buy the tickets or enter the cinema? what's so hard to understand?
iplayrugby18 11
you're better off...just tells you about his character and the TRUE side of him.
lololol111 0
ydi it for going to the movies alone D:
cake4lyfe 0
what's wrong with going alone?
nate080 0
sounds like something that would happen to me.
GongButterfly 0
already he is a liar, and he didn't even have the decency to tell you he was seeing another girl (or at least tonguing her), instead he lied and said he was studying. one place to avoid going alone is to the movies. It looks loser-ish I have to admit