By whooops - 15/08/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML
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Same thing different taste

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lifeislife_fml 0
Jmido 0

It'd make my day as well lol. YDI for being cheap, blew up in your face didn't it. Maybe next time you'll give a nicer tip.

You should probably check how much you're giving before you mix up your hundred dollar bills.

IllegalLight 0

YDI for being drunk, anything you do under the influence is your responsibility. YDI also for carrying around large sums of cash, especially when you're going to get drunk. Idiot.

vdubz 0

How is $2 to park a car cheap?! That takes very little time to do if you think about it.

thats what u get for drinking and driving

you really didn't look at the bill before giving it to him? ydi, this is why you organize your money by amount in your wallet

they should have a different colour for every bill like in canada. it makes things so much easier

fancycake 0

Do your research? America has changed it's most common bills to be more distinguished.

vdubz 0

Makes things SO much easier? It's really not hard to tell the difference between a $100 bill and a $1 bill. They are the same size and shape, but that's about it. The numbers are different, the picture is different, front and back, if he had even looked at the bill he would know. He most likely felt for it in his wallet. Obviously he did not look at the bill, and making it a different color will do you no good if you don't even look at it.

@15 Yeah we would but.. No on likes Canada >_>

even though canadians are some of, if not THE, most welcomed people into all counties around the world.

Australia uses coins for $1 and $2, and all notes are very different colours and sizes so you can't possibly get mixed up

146- Yeahhh, no one likes Canada, that's why it was voted Best Peace Keeping Country. Don't be so rude.

We use $1 and $2 coins, it's not always convenient but it does the job. And all of our bills are the same size and shape and they also all have different numbers and pictures related to history, but they are all different colours depending on value. So yes if you're not really paying attention you MIGHT catch your mistake from the corner of your eye because there are noticeable differences in our bills. I have US cash, it's not that exciting and every time someone in the us wants to see Canadian bills, they love them. Especially our new ones. Everyone loves Canada!


I hope those were some damn good beers :P

FAKE you can't drive under the influence of a few beers....

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acd23 0

I think what happened is he gave the valet two bills, thinking both were ones, when really one of them was a hundred.

scorpioserpent 1

Yeah he accidently gave the valet the 100. I honestly don't like carrying 50's or 100's bc cashiers always check to make sure they're not fake and I'm always afraid I have a fake and lose the money.

rach3333 0

ok seriously people, a few beers =/= hammered. ESPECIALLY for a casual drinker. Quit being ******* morons, he wasn't "drunk driving" and a $2 tip is not cheap for someone who parks cars. ******* seriously, how difficult is parking cars?

philly8608 0

First you don't have to be hammered to be impaired. Second, if it's so easy, do it yourself.

If he was so drunk that he didn't realize he just gave the valet a $100 bill, then he shouldn't have been driving. Period. YDI. Just be glad you didn't kill someone else you ******* jackass.

ellbtvsvm 0

You don't have to be drunk for that to happen just fyi.

You don't have to be drunk to do that. everyone makes mistakes. You've never made a stupid mistake while you were sober? just shut up.

actually "a few beers" usually means 3 or maybe 4 and if those were within an hour then they would be drunk, and even if they were over a few hours they'd still be impaired so basically the guy's still being stupid