Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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giggity0giggity 0
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.
Jankae 0
Just dump him?
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ky_stone22 0
while texting him about it does sound kind of weird, i guess i could see it. maybe you didn't want to make a scene?
Syldoran 0
For everyone saying that the OP deserved it for confronting him via text instead of screaming: is it really a good idea for her to just go up and slap him, yell at him, et cetera, in the middle of public? I highly disrespect anyone who pulls crap like that. It causes unnecessary drama, embarrasses everybody involved, and usually angers a good part of the public for making a scene. It also does not solve anything at all, other than conclude that the one who does it has no idea how to settle a conflict. And, while perhaps texting may not be the most respectable way to deal with it, either, at least she attempted to ask about it before taking any negative action. How many FMLs have there been here where people go up and yell at or hit someone they thought they knew, only to have it turn out to be someone else? Or perhaps that girl had been the guy's family member or something (even though it isn't the case here). Overreacting is never a way to get anything done. OP, sorry to hear that your guy's an ass. At least he could have manned up to it instead of trying to lie, so you're probably better off without.
Intoxicunt 6
I agree 100%. Besides, maybe she wasn't entirely sure it was him and wanted to make sure by texting him and watching him text back. I hate people who just start Jerry Springer shit in public.
r0kcemxo 2
Times like these that i hate the fact they allow everyone to use cell phones. "confronted him by text"? It would have been a lot quicker to just walk over there and confront him in person. What are you afraid of? ...ruining his date? YDI
caffrinn 0
retard.
caffrinn 0
wow. that wasn't even a funny troll. it was just a stupid attempt. though annoying, at least most trolls are funny. but not you. that wasn't funny, at all.
r0kcemxo 2
If you're talking about me, I wasn't trying to be funny. It was a serious question, with a touch of sarcasm. Get used to those, you are going to hear them for the rest of your life. wow. and you know what is annoying. when people do this. when they don't even have a full. sentence.
sublime93 0
I don't think she was talking about you, but your comment is still full of win.
myalteregoisaDr 0
Okay 2 things: 1) Why text? It is very unlikely but still possible that he happened to get a text at the same time u texted from someone else. You could have called and known 100% for sure. Or you could have approached him. 2) Am I the only person who thinks that it is possible to confront someone without slapping/punching/hitting or exhibiting any other violent actions towards a person. There is always talking.
DameGreyWulf 1
No, I think you can confront a person calmly as well. People just associate confrontation with an action naturally, for some reason.
plexico 4
The OP calls herself pink_cupcakes. Maybe her boyfriend prefers brown_cupcakes.
dtubbz53 0
i thought they had those things in the previews that say "Please No Texting During the Movie" hmmm...? :/
fancycake 0
Learn to read. "..whilst in the queue."
legitmw 0
"when I confronted him by text" haha a text is not confrontational whatsoever.
iilovehaters 0
lmao....that kids my hero