Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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Top comments
CNHO1997 11
She's young, don't let it get to you OP
mclovin22897 15
isn't she just a ray of ******* sunshine!
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Comments (75)
leilana33 4
hey :[ my comment got deleted. booooo i wasn't insulting anyone. i was stating FACTS. tyvm. ;o
sem2183 13
Wow what a stupid brat. Her parents should teach her some manners. When I was a kid if I would have done that I would've been in so much trouble. The parents are to blame here for not teaching her manners and respect.
jennlody 28
My little brother told me I look pretty most of the time, except when I don't wear makeup. I feel your pain OP.
BirdThatCantFly 12
Well ain't that precious... T - T
Ninjahabilities 4
Should have told her "I'm you from the future"
Dozer1988 14
My friends daughter tells me I'm not pretty when I make her mad. She's only five. It's not a big deal.
chosha_fml 27
She's getting on the bitch train a little early.
cool_dude456 1
I bet your beautiful and the kid was blind
jennibean8 2
Kids are dicks. Should have drop kicked the vermin
haleyxmusic 9
Am I the only one laughing at this? I mean she's just a kid so it is honestly funny.