Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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Top comments
CNHO1997 11
She's young, don't let it get to you OP
mclovin22897 15
isn't she just a ray of ******* sunshine!
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Comments (75)
BFons 19
U-G-L-Y and you ain't got no alibi, you're ugly. What what. You're ugly.
Teens_forever15 9
How rude XD
Nexoux 18
Ouch op FYL
Saraishi 25
Kids don't have the same self-censor filters adults do, don't mind them. I once yelled to my mom (and the whole store aisle) that the lady at the end of the aisle had a really big, black mustache. I wasn't lying, the thing really was man-like, but I'd never say that now. And kids give me odd looks too sometimes now! So don't give too much thought, they don't tend to do it out of malice.
leeloo900 9
Kids are honest. It happens.
DARKDAY07 16
i will be okay just ignore her kids dont always know what they are talking about
leilana33 4
omg. maybe shes right. maybe you got some fixin' up to do hun. try getting plastic surgery? it always works. :]]]]
missyfiona89 28
Everybody is beautiful in their own ways. OP, you're beautiful.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Lmao!!!!! That's terrible
bagofpopkern 18
This reminds me of the time I accidentally stepped on a little girls foot and she told me I was ugly. I could've sworn I heard her hiss at me too o.o