Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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CNHO1997 11
She's young, don't let it get to you OP
mclovin22897 15
isn't she just a ray of ******* sunshine!
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Comments (75)
splash69_fml 14
I guess it just means you're ugly
AllStache 11
Well if that's the case then, OP just say "I'm ugly and I'm proud." as loud as you can on your roof.
gracehi 33
Child: kinder word for adorable little asshole.
demonhunter3220 14
You should have looked her dead in the eyes, and told her, "If you don't tell me I'm pretty right now, I will follow you to your house, and make you watch as I kick out your mothers knee caps." I bet that woulda worked. XD
MattThePimp 10
Sucks to suck
sweetbliss3 37
I'm probably going to get down voted for this. but, who cares. 1. she's a kid; get over it. 2. she can have an opinion on who's pretty and who isn't (granted, could have been done without the disgusted look) 3. we always teach children to be honest, so she is honest and gets called a bitch and everything else. I don't get it.
pessimistprime 4
They also need to learn that other people have feelings and to respect them. Oh, and to not be an asshole.
sweetbliss3 37
right. but is she supposed to lie and say she's pretty, too when she obviously doesn't feel that way? again, she could have done without the disgusted look, but obviously that didn't happen. and at least she walked away instead of telling OP how she really felt.
claudia19801811 14
If she's a little girl she May not understand about white lies. (Not saying OP is ugly)
sugar94_fml 17
It is true that children should be taught to be honest, but if they are raised properly they should also be taught not to be rude and to have respect when it comes to being honest. Honesty can cause the worst kind of hurt at times.
leilana33 4
so youre saying that being honest is disrespectful? youre contradicting yourself. honesty is the best policy. you cant be sugarcoating stuff. if someone is ugly and you call them ugly they shouldnt be offended coz its the truth right? duhhh ;x
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#43 Just because someone is ugly to you doesn't mean they're ugly to everyone else on the planet... Judging by the comments I've seen you post on this FML, you're pretty damn shallow.
PotatoPal 11
I don't know about you, but I was taught if I have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Of course she can be honest, but its best to just keep some things to yourself.
mete_orito 34
As #51 says, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. The girl in this FML just walked away, so there is no harm done.
leilana33 4
if honesty hurts you, you should do something about it. for example if someone is ugly that should motivate them to like get plastic surgery or somethin' ya know. nothing wrong with making changes for the better :] xo
Respect101 17
#58, no one should have to change their looks for someone. You were born that way, so find a way to make do with it.
slyde32 12
yes, that's the best answer, spend thousands of dollars and have your face modified to please other people, as long as said ugly person is happy, who gives a shit
ColonelCusswords 24
Well some oeople are just born a bitch and the rest of us pay for it.
danthehuman 29
She probably couldn't describe your beauty with the word pretty, and thought you messed up her chain combo.
worldclassrager 41
Either way someone is looking for you
lylecrocodile110 2
Children are so problematic
Aero_x 21
well beauty is in the eye of the beholder OP ;)