Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
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Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I was at our local park and saw what I thought was my sister holding her baby. I walked up behind her, kissed her on the head, and said, “You’re such a good mum.” It was very much not my sister. It was a very confused and now probably traumatised stranger. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I tried to make it right by visiting my girl in the hospital after she had our baby. I fucked up by freaking out and dumping her since I didn’t feel ready, but now wanted to do the right thing. When I got there, another guy was kissing her and holding my baby. My best friend/cousin. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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felixshen 18
thats no too bad, apologise and explain.
Anteezy 7
That is very true, regardless if the baby belonged to your aunt or not, you cannot just pick up and hold a newborn baby without even asking for permission. Also I can't remember another serious comment by perdix besides this one.
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CreateZ 0
Did you throw it up in the air?
Doortje 30
I think OP would be dead if he/she did that :')
vtf123 0
why the **** would the mother leave the new born baby ALONE in the hospital room while she pissed?! im not a mother and even i know not to do that SMH
AsiaTheMega123 1
^^ This
oblio 0
Geez, you can't even take a pee without some stranger mauling your baby and some jackass on FML blaming YOU for it. oh well, get used to it, welcome to motherhood.
mamadi_fml 0
#37 vtf Imagine holding a baby while ******** and changing on a toilet. The woman just had a birth, you bleed a lot on first courses of few days or weeks. And painful too. You need 2 hands to clean yourself up, and possible shower. . You cannot take a baby in a bathroom with you, unless you're cleaning up a baby. the hospital is secured with an alarmed bracelet if a baby is attempt to be taken. op should of pay attention to front door name sign. However a common names especially last names is confusing.
LilaBear 2
you'd take your baby into the bathroom while you're on the toilet? That's terribly unhygienic. No new mother in a hospital takes her baby with her while she goes to the toilet. In fact no mother would even do that at home, and at hospitals, there's plenty of hospital staff around if there is some sort of emergency. That's probably the safest place in the world to leave your baby unattended for 2 minutes!
EmBayBee 0
Uh, our hospital has some rooms that also have a bathroom in them. So the baby would have been in the room, not the bathroom.
doglover100 29
I'm sure the baby was fine in his bassinet for two minutes. It's a little hard to hold a baby and go to the bathroom at the same time.
lostfaithinpppl 19
This ^^^ Huge YDI OP.
vtf123 0
mamadi, ya but thats why they have the nursing attendents there to help you
oblio 0
nursing attendants to help you? hahaha. you must live in a socialized medicine country.
gnrgirl09 0
Its funny cause I almost did that I think it was either after my sister had her baby or a friend.. Hopefully you were able to explain that there was a mix up at the front desk haha.
EvilSpirt 5
Well idk but I don't think I would pick up (even if its your aunts) baby without permission. BUT I SO WANNA KNOW WHAT SHE DID!!!!
heyygurl 0
guess she hasn't taught her baby about strangers.... shame
Hopersz 0
Wow that sucks bad. Next time make sure you knock first and call out your aunts name so you know your in the rite room. I still think this is eery due to the fact that the room number is 316. Call me weird or what not but have you seen the movie Room Number 316? Its weird, and scary as all hell. Not a movie id see again. Anywho next time double check with a nurse to make sure your in the right room. They can get you for stuff like that if your not cautious enough. They have these little bracelets on the babys nowadays in order to keep them safe from strangers trying to come in
skyttlz 32
Today, I had a baby. while he was asleep, I went to the restroom. when I came out, a stranger was in my room, holding my newborn son. FML
con1303 0
So you talked to the recipient.... YDI