Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
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Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I was at our local park and saw what I thought was my sister holding her baby. I walked up behind her, kissed her on the head, and said, “You’re such a good mum.” It was very much not my sister. It was a very confused and now probably traumatised stranger. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I tried to make it right by visiting my girl in the hospital after she had our baby. I fucked up by freaking out and dumping her since I didn’t feel ready, but now wanted to do the right thing. When I got there, another guy was kissing her and holding my baby. My best friend/cousin. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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felixshen 18
thats no too bad, apologise and explain.
Anteezy 7
That is very true, regardless if the baby belonged to your aunt or not, you cannot just pick up and hold a newborn baby without even asking for permission. Also I can't remember another serious comment by perdix besides this one.
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mamadi_fml 0
Vtf, Boy! You don't need a nurse in your room watch a baby for you to go bathroom. You have a lot to learn. Baby is fine by him or herself in the bassinet. Nurses know who's baby belong to. The hospital where I had my baby at, have a very high tech security system. When you have a baby, ask the question during maternity tour.
andrewb261 0
That's what you call the ol' switcheroo.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
I really hope that comment was a joke...
lolstercat 0
did the mom go all ninja on you?
DakotaCat 4
REPTAR!!
ColdGold 6
That is really gross.
Gemini253 0
Don't they have names next to the room? That's hilarious tho. Lol
anettes 7
Omg, what happened then?
mollysaysrawr_fml 7
that was on the office. (:
megant89 0
everyone needs to call down its not like she picked up the baby to steal it, she was excited and happy bout her new neice. In my family we r all very close we all look out for each other picking up a new baby without my fam there is not a big deal because we're family. i want to know what happened when she saw you?