Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24
Did you use your map to get home?
MikeDa1Da 14
Ask the map to take you to a new hair salon.
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Comments (99)
nightwishs 13
No offence but that's incredibly cute. Dora has a cute hair cut to... Like a French bob? It probably actually really suits you :) as long your happy with it all that matters :) xxoo
nightwishs 13
P.s if you're truly not happy with it honey then go back and they will have to fix it up for you for free! I'm sure you look lovely though ????xxoo
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree about the haircut. From a three year old's perspective, it would probably just take dark hair and bangs. OP, don't be so insecure. Her frame of reference is not all that large and she compared you to *someone* she probably admires.
Enslaved 38
What girl hasn't had that exact hairstyle at some point in their lives? My sister had it recently and I thought she looked like Katy Perry but come to think of it, it was more like Dora. Still a cute look.(:
nightwishs 13
I concur
rattusrattus 19
Three year olds compare everything to stuff they see in their books and TV programmes. I'm sure you look lovely, Dora.
AwsumShyGuy 12
It could be worse. You could have encountered the grumpy old troll on your way home.
Ruffclue 9
Take it as a compliment.
ChaosOfDarkness 0
Nyeh. Last year at school I got a haircut and this one boy kept calling me Dora. Don't feel bad.
Cloudmaker 3
Maybe the haircut made you look young enough to be Dora the Explorer?
br0ccoli 15
Did she tell you that in Spanish? That would be impressive.
rubberduckie94 13
Too bad Swiper didn't steal the stylist's scissors before she started cutting.
mk58 31
Saying "Swiper, no swiping" didn't help?!
DocBastard 40
Aw, don't be such a Grouch. I'd Bert that you look great. Diego out on the town and enjoy your new look.
TheGewt 7
You can't use the old characters with new ones! They don't even come close to the same level of great.