Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
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Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered enough food for three people. The cashier asked if I needed extra napkins “for the group.” I panicked and said, “Yes, for the kids in the back.” There are no kids. Just me, alone, eating like a human trash compactor. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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Top comments
arhanes 0
why even lie about it. doubt she cared
happyk 0
The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.
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Comments (231)
thisismeFMLing 0
lol damn now i want some cheeseburgers
MetalCraze 11
wow you people assume because he eats alot he's fat? My best friend is skinny as a rail and has been all his life and he eats large pizzas by himself. I also know a guy who Is an athlete [football} and is always eating because he uses up so much energy and he is all muscle. so fail
onnielief 4
5???? You know how much exercise you'll need to burn those off? You won't be losing them by going to the drive trough! And people wonder why Americans are typecast. . .
firefighter2271 0
you fat sob
rlerke 0
stretch marks. gross.
gumzy 6
ydi for eating 5 unhealthy Greasy, oily burgers!
blackbelt40 0
fat cow
adotstud 0
that's some fat shit, go home & grill some chicken and veggies. what the does "YDI" mean???
illmatic2 16
You dumbass idiot.
rlerke 0
-76, it would seem that way considering that's the first comment I've posted.
Janeyyy49 0
Haha lmao, that would be a lot to eat for 2 ppl. Hopefully they were small cheeseburgers