Health: Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 04:32 - United States - Sparta

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

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By Katieeee - 04/11/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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By Sarah220 - 12/07/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

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By Sally256 - 03/05/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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Bailed out

By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States

Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

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ChenEighty 20

Wednesday 29 May 2013 12:25

Next time he wants a *******, tell him it's too "icky".

photoquilty 6

Wednesday 29 May 2013 12:24

Did you punch him? I would've punched him.

Comments

DanqGirlxoxo 13

Wednesday 29 May 2013 17:12

Is this the same man that washes his ex-wifes dishes ?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 29 May 2013 17:17

Very manly of him.

edris_305 21

Wednesday 29 May 2013 17:28

How long was the wood tick on him !!!

simoncat 11

Wednesday 29 May 2013 17:47

Hubby is a wuss. Too bad. The greatest revenge would be him getting leeches and them being too icky for you to remove. Can you take him swimming?

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 30 May 2013 3:03

Nah, leeches are too easy to pull off. What she should do is find a way to get him in the ocean and get a bad jellyfish sting. Then she can watch him debate whether peeing on it is "too icky" to be worth stopping the pain.

uhohhcece 4

Wednesday 29 May 2013 18:12

I would've punched him lol.

Posthuman 26

Wednesday 29 May 2013 19:49

Ticks suck more than your asshole husband. Release bees into the bathroom next time he's showering.

hanielfavela 6

Wednesday 29 May 2013 20:50

They are pretty easy to take off, i think he was just being a little pussy about it. Man up dude.

DCHCA 1

Wednesday 29 May 2013 20:55

Your husband is an A.hole

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:47

Nobody's impressed if you pretend that it's easy to take off a deer, dog, wood or other tick. Yes, I will fight till death about this.

brittyed 11

Wednesday 29 May 2013 23:18

I would freak.the.fxck.out. Ticks and spiders, shudders. Hate them. Your husband could have at least told you it was a tick instead of a mole though. Jeez.