Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Top comments
igive 29
For a moment there I read it as "elevator."
lebronesque73091 12
Learn to drive before you take the test.
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Comments (85)
Bluemonster3 26
I thought it said elevator at first o_o
patadair 0
Finish the story.... Did you pass??? Dont leave us hanging!!!!
maddiewoah 15
OP... why did you even bother starting the car before they got in it with you? I dunno how your test goes, but mine started with them checking the turn signals, headlights, all that good stuff... which doesn't require changing the gears at all. I dunno.. I almost hit a curb during my test (while looking over my shoulder to switch lanes) so I wasn't perfect either, obviously.. but damn.
taytaylal 11
Glad you failed. I dont want to be driving and get killed by bad drivers like you.
Natas9680 0
Did you pass?
onlychildFTW 34
How does this happen?!?! When I took my test the car was off until he got in. Plus if the car is on. It should be in Park with the Parking Break on. You don't deserve a license if that's how you are going to drive.
Brainspoil 2
Is op asian? If so, the evaluator deserved it for taking the risk.
graphicstyle7 17
Don't feel too bad. The first test I took for my license, I backed into the car next to me... never even got to take the car out to test it... LOL. Just keep your cool, it will be ok.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, good to know women aren't the only bad drivers on the road. And I'm a woman, so that's saying something. I'm guessing you failed the test, thank God because I don't want to be sharing the road with idiot drivers like you.
chubby_choco 17
You're so friendly, 79. And I'm sure you've NEVER made a mistake on the road, no, never. *eyeroll*
EdgelessFire 0
Your a ****** idiot dude... How the hell do you do that?