baddriver
United States
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
that guy
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
ouagadougou
United States
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Top comments
igive 29
For a moment there I read it as "elevator."
lebronesque73091 12
Learn to drive before you take the test.
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Todeswalzer 14
please don't drive in Germany
Swiko 11
Learn how to drive BEFORE you take your license test.
perdix 31
If you "almost" hit him, you are "almost" qualified to get your license in Miami. When you can make some good, solid impact, then you'll be ready to drive there!
Pelreskovich 11
I have heard Miami has the worst drivers around.
perdix 31
Me, too, but I get my information from Dave Barry.
eddyg94 11
well did you pass??
Big_Chives 7
I'm guessing your a female.
renesmeebb 0
Guys do that too!
Pelreskovich 11
Why were you moving the car before he was in..? Usually the turn signal lever is not the same as the shifting lever.
silentblack 0
And why r u getting ur license?........
corleon198425 22
Don't feel bad I smashed my elbow into my instructors head I thought I failed but he shook it off and I passed
rockerlove2013 6
WOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
viktorjavierpena 0
Did you pass??