Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
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Comments (161)
hateplow 3
weak Fml
rbubbles 20
the most stupid thing I've heard in a very long time, well done.
FMLidiot 12
no...just no.
Carpy 8
You were probably born by an "oops mom" weren't you?
xXSillyLoveXx 0
12, are your parents brother and sister...?
borkchop1992 15
he probably cheated on you cuz u had a horrible tan
borkchop1992 15
he probably cheated on you cuz you have a horrible tan
MrXerxes5 6
OP shoulda sold the ring and treated herself to a spa day. he cheated on her anyway and he gave her the ring so it was hers.
lulututu 4
couldnt agree more:)
a_nutritionist 10
id love to agree, but with the number of bitches who keep the ring even if theyre the one who did the wrong thing...well...i have my reservations agreeing with you. ah the majority ruining it for the few.
Pigpen181 3
An Engagement ring is a legal promise of marriage. If the promise is not kept by either party, for any reason. The ring must be returned to the other person.
T3P33_fml 0
no. you don't sign any contract so no legal value, it's just symbolic.
MerrikBarbarian 9
actually... no. there is no law on the books saying if you get engaged you have to get married. there is also no law requiring the return of the ring should things not work out. there are many crazy laws for things like making crossing the road with a duck on your head illegal, but returning rings ain't one of them
KaylieeJay 4
Actually, no it is considered legal property of the person that paid for it. It is considered a gift for marriage. If the marriage is cancelled, the ring legally goes back to whoever paid for it. There have been many court cases where the ring has been given back/same amount of money value because the girl refused to return it/sold it. It's sad, especially when the guy ***** up- but if taken to court, it's a really easy case to decide on.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Engagement ring laws vary by state, y'all.
splitsides 4
Who would wear something like that at the beach, anyway? For future reference, OP (and others), sand can get between the prongs and stone, either loosening or dislodging it.
Sukismama 2
I agree,
Aerious 0
Should've pawned the ring!
ms_ellie1612 0
agree with 16!!
PeteyPablo12308 20
What a douchebag!!! Shoulda kept the ring though...
dillies 3
wtf are u crazy...u should of kept the ring and pawned it...could of made some money honey
Fortitudine 3
That sucks :( at least he told you he was cheating before you got married.... I would have pawned the ring tho.... It's technically a gift
SpectSelf 0
Assholes like your boyfriend makes us look bad. Sorry.
TheGhostbuster 0
No she looks bad for picking the wrong ones
lindzieb 4
31-your a douche shut up.