Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
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Comments (161)
TheGhostbuster 0
Date good guys there I solved your problem'
eftup 9
lol no kidding I have hard time feeling bad for women that choose to be with shitty guys!
geeksaresexy 18
Not all douchebags are obviously douchebags though and people change (by that I mean going from being nice to being a douche not the other way round)
redbluegreen 41
Everyone is potentially a bad person.
Sukismama 2
Ummmm no how could she have known he would cheat, if she did she probly wouldnt have even dated him at all.duh.
jellitonoctopus 19
you never know these days.
sheethapins 13
Burn.
2fknreaL 0
I see what you did there...
gruvychild 17
Me too! Nice one!
lauralavenderbab 0
well you should have kept the ring and made it into some other kind of jewelry sucks for you
aerogxt 7
I'm not condoning his cheating, but at least he owned up to it and confessed. He never should've done it, but at least he confessed instead of you catching him.
sxtuv 0
wow that sucks
Millman_fml 9
Wow. fyl! he's a jerk and you learned your lesson! Don't fall asleep tanning/ don't tan if your tired
chilly012 3
I'd of kept the ring and sold it or something
Sukismama 2
Should have kept the ring as compensation, of course it wouldnt mend your broken heart but you could have got a pretty penny out of it for wasting your time and being hurt by him.
kaaayceeee 0
awuuhh :(
ashley04 0
I'd be more pissed off he did it over TXT!!!