Today, I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall. It was amazing, apparently. Of course I wouldn't know, because I left my glasses at the hotel, and was sitting at the very back row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML
Today, after I bought front-row tickets thanks to six months of saving, it was finally showtime. The person in front of me turned out to be really, really tall and wore a cowboy hat the entire show. Every photo I took looks like I paid $300 to watch the back of a hat. FML
Today, I got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Hamilton. My friend kept complaining and asking very loudly why it was "just about that one guy". We got kicked out. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
Didn't they have those mini binocular things they often have in theatres?
lizzieislovely 11
Ooooh i went to see that yesterday too!! It was so amazing. You have to go back and see it again with your glasses this time! It would be well worth it i promise you!
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Comments (47)
sipher16 0
cirque du freak is better
datkid117 13
My marching band show was Cirque du Soleil, "Journey of Man" to be exact. It was pretty sweet. Sorry you had to miss out though.
emodude44 0
...you should know by now to bring your glasses. Idiot.
Leftieswillrule 3
wow you missed a circus show because you left your glasses within walking distance. I spent an entire weekends 200 miles from home with my only pair of glasses sitting on the dresser
Mira Lux 26
Sorry that you left your glasses 200 miles away but for all you know, Op could have NOT been walking distance to the hotel. She doesn't say how far the hotel is.
ur_life_fails 0
CDS are ******* awesome, u missed out sooo much...just sayin
elizabeth705 0
you left you glasses, when you knew you'd be going someplace where you'd need them. ydi idiot.
drummergirl808 0
for our high school, this years marching band show was Cirque Du Soleil: KA! real sorry you had to miss the show :/
Nyrus13 4
Dumbass
shortswimmer17 28
i do that at school all the time. i feel your pain, bur yours is more :(
Chelse1403 18
I've done that before. It's not fun. Lol