Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
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Zebidee 9
Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.
Chaodin 0
Wow, a perfect YDI.
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Dollie01 0
hahahhahahhahahaha :p
Zebidee 9
Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Your eloquence moves me to tears. I agree whole-heartedly.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ugh, exactly-- way to fall back on manipulation, OP. = I've been in the boyfriend's position in a similar situation, and as soon as I realized what was up, I lost all respect for him and dropped the guy like a hot potato. To OP: Listen to Zeb, and either scrap this relationship and try again with a different guy, or panty up and apologize. Honesty and confidence are incredibly sexy, so take charge and grab his hand, dammit! If either of you can't handle a female making the first move, it's not going to work out anyway.
redbluegreen 41
What year is it and we still have girls that need to pull this shit for attention? I wouldn't say I have the confidence of a tiger, but come on, the OP is just being ridiculous. She may have thought she was being cute, but people who have to try that hard to be cute end up being annoying and attention seeking.
adsc04 0
win^ !!!
arianylas 3
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What a jerk! First not caring that you might have been scared, but then moving seats? What a selfish asshole!! I'd dump him ASAP.
Zebidee 9
She was only PRETENDING. Guys aren't THAT stupid - they know the difference between a girl that's scared and one that's just trying it on. I disagree with you on who would have been the selfish asshole in this scenario.
alexFYL 11
It's a MOVIE! It doesn't matter if she's scared or not. If my BF told me he was scared by a movie, I'd laugh and give him a "good game" pat.
hairt 4
#22 you bein sarcastic or what? she deserved it 101% for acting scared during a movie which clearly isn't scary at all.
arianylas 3
I'm not being sarcastic. The asshole didn't even bother to try to act like a caring person, let alone a boyfriend. You might not think it's scary, but some people do. Wanting a hand or hug from your boyfriend at a movie is hardly selfish and should be expected. What is selfish is not caring about the other person and on top of that, ruining the date completely by moving. The point is to enjoy it TOGETHER, not separately. OP's boyfriend is obviously an ass.
demarcusT 0
wow dumbass yeah some people might find it scary, but not OP, as it clearly states she was PRETENDING. and also she could have just asked to hold hands instead of pulling needy bullshit. op deserves this
hairt 4
#100 "pretended to cry a little" just read the fml again and you'll know op is just being a bitch.
DVecc 0
why would you take him to the sequel if the first one sucked?
yummycupcakegirl 0
she didn't see the 1st one I guess?
DAN_THA_GR8 12
haha damn that movie was CRAP!!!!!
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
The first one REALLY sucked. The second had more of a plot to it I guess?
BagleHead 6
People go to the movies to watch movies no wai
rndg 0
You should have just asked him, but he's kind of an asshole.
TerrorDollie 0
YDI for sounding whiney.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Well then... at least you got to keep the popcorn.
SwiftKick2DA 0
shut up actin' like a foo with ya pants on the ground! ruining the movie like that! YDI
Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0
awwhh I'm sorry! you shouldve moved next to another guy!!!