By shutupandsmile18 - 18/04/2009 02:32 - United States

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Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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I'm hot for a nice pussy

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LilRed 0
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Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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Scribble 0
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I'm hot for a nice pussy

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troyboyd05 0
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You do know all it does is change color with the temperature right? Leave it out in the cold, it'll turn black.

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polarice24 2
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I'd like a cock :)

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zac12345 0
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Yes like 152, the mood ring is changed by heat, such as petting fur..... so if you actually were hot, your body temp. would increase

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cameron194 9
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I voted YDI, just because OP is childish enough to 1. Wear a mood ring and 2. Actually be stupid enough to judge his mood based off its colour..

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Eponine_fml 0
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This is hardly FML...=/

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0___0 9
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If you're a straight girl/gay man then that's a FML, if you like girls then it's okay. Pussy! ^_^

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jjofearth 0
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serves you right for wearing a mood ring :P

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EvilCupcake8361 9
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Bestiality FTW!!:D.. jk that nasty as all hell.

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LilRed 0
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Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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GrapeJuice67 17
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Like....does OP not know this?

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Alex_DeLarge 0
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Awesome. Admitting it is the first step. 1. Admitting your hot for your cat. 2. ??? 3. Profit!

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Orange01028 0
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LOL Underpants gnomes ftw

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
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@Alex: #2. Create online videos.

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Xobubblyxo 23
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Cards against humanity. Anyone?

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junjouromantica 0
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#5 took the words out of my mouth.

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Via_Baudelaire 0
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Its probably because when one feels passion or arousal their skin becomes warm and flushed. The cats body heat and yours combined tricked the ring into thinking you were horny or hot or passionate or whatever.

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Rockey 3
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Hippie Fail.

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