FML : Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant...

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Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shutupandsmile18 - / Saturday 18 April 2009 02:32 / United States

Intimacy

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By Scribble | 0

#121872 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:06

I'm hot for a nice pussy

By LilRed | 0

#121889 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:12

Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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By Scribble | 0

#121872 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:06

I'm hot for a nice pussy

troyboyd05 | 0

#887833 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 06:35

You do know all it does is change color with the temperature right? Leave it out in the cold, it'll turn black.

polarice24 | 2

#922779 - Sunday 7 March 2010 10:26

I'd like a cock :)

zac12345 | 0

#943108 - Saturday 13 March 2010 07:46

Yes like 152, the mood ring is changed by heat, such as petting fur..... so if you actually were hot, your body temp. would increase

cameron194 | 9

#5170285 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 09:56

I voted YDI, just because OP is childish enough to 1. Wear a mood ring and 2. Actually be stupid enough to judge his mood based off its colour..

By Eponine_fml | 0

#121873 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:07

This is hardly FML...=/

By 0___0 | 9

#121885 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:12

If you're a straight girl/gay man then that's a FML, if you like girls then it's okay. Pussy! ^_^

By jjofearth | 0

#121886 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:12

serves you right for wearing a mood ring :P

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3576999 - Saturday 12 November 2011 06:30

Bestiality FTW!!:D.. jk that nasty as all hell.

By LilRed | 0

#121889 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:12

Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

GrapeJuice67 | 17

#6724071 - Sunday 18 December 2016 03:28

Like....does OP not know this?

By Alex_DeLarge | 0

#121892 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:13

Awesome. Admitting it is the first step. 1. Admitting your hot for your cat. 2. ??? 3. Profit!

Orange01028 | 0

#679175 - Thursday 19 November 2009 10:43

LOL Underpants gnomes ftw

x_HELLo_tHERE_x | 0

#829066 - Saturday 6 February 2010 03:00

@Alex: #2. Create online videos.

Xobubblyxo | 23

#6257885 - Thursday 9 April 2015 10:53

Cards against humanity. Anyone?

By junjouromantica | 0

#121894 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:15

#5 took the words out of my mouth.

By Via_Baudelaire | 0

#121899 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:17

Its probably because when one feels passion or arousal their skin becomes warm and flushed. The cats body heat and yours combined tricked the ring into thinking you were horny or hot or passionate or whatever.