Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
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Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
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nolifeatall 6
what a bitch, i would have just run into the stall before her. you def didn't deserve it.
alexandraa_fml 0
What a hag!
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Shady_R 0
By your interpretation the disability than is the fact that she wet herself not the pregnancy itself. Which from my perspective was simply an accident that could have been avoided by planning ahead a bit and leaving the play before intermission to use the bathroom or by wearing some sort of sanitary pad to absorb any accidents that did happen.
Shady_R 0
What boatkicker said is an interpretation. What I said is an opinion. Pregnancy is a naturally occurring condition. Sure there are pregnancy related illnesses which I'd be more apt to describing as short term disabilities but pregnancy itself is not.
Shady_R 0
She wasn't being refused toilet access. She was being asked to wait her turn.
Firesprite2009 0
Asked? More like demanded. & OP did NOT deserve the bitching & BS she got, no matter what. No-one deserves to be made so uncomfortable, they shit themselves. So why is it any different in this situation? I have to agree with everyone else, you don't seem to practice what you preach, and if it was you in OP's situation, then I think you'd see things quite differently. xx
boatkicker 5
If what I said is an interpretation, will you please explain to me how being kicked in the bladder doesn't put you at a disadvantage, for holding urine? The first part of what I said is an interpretation, yes. But the second part isn't so much.
TheButler 0
Pregnancy can easily be the occurance of a freak accident P
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
Anyone think that maybe the OP didn't go to the restroom during the performance and waited till intermission because she was trying to be POLITE and not disturb people watching the play by getting up, blocking their view, making them move to let her out, etc? FYL, OP, that lady shouldn't have lectured you, and unless she had a real issue too, she ought to have let you go ahead. Would have been the polite, civilized thing to do.
MangeMoi_fml 0
Yur way better than me cus I would have push her and ran in.
emsay 0
The woman in front had time to lecture the OP so couldn't have needed the toilet that bad.
neon_shoes 0
Do not talk to me like that. And no I never said that they shouldn't go anywhere for nine months, all I'm saying is for a place where you know where you are going to be for a long time. My one friend is a dancer and some of her plays are around 2.5 hours which would be pretty miserable for a pregnant lady.
neon_shoes 0
Uhm no. When I said one friend, I meant one of my friend's. I thought that it was preatty obvious, but I guess to some idiots it is not. I'm sorry, I didn't realize you're slow.