Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
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Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
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nolifeatall 6
what a bitch, i would have just run into the stall before her. you def didn't deserve it.
alexandraa_fml 0
What a hag!
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neon_shoes 0
Uhmm it is kind of hard to know if you are serious or not when through the internet. So whatever.FREAK.
Barr13 0
I'm in my third trimester. If the OP thinks she needs to pee all the time now she has a whole world of fun coming. Like its been stated your bladder is not being squished if you don't even look pregnant. The main reason that early for needing to pee more frequently is that you're drinking more, so really it could be anyone that drank a lot that day and needed to use the bathroom badly.
boatkicker 5
I had assumed that the woman in the bathroom just figured OP was fat, as opposed to pregnant. I've seen plenty of women who look pregnant and it turns out are just fat, and plenty of women who are near the end of their pregnancy, but just look fat, as opposed to pregnant. I figured that was the case in this one, in which case, that sucks for the OP. But you could be right, and if she isn't showing, then OP is just being whiny.
Firesprite2009 0
Neon, who's being rude now? You're totally disrespectful, and I agree with whoever it was who said about staying home for 9 months. You can't expect them to not have a life, and it was a sudden thing, where she REALLY, had to go. Obviously, the other woman didn't need to go as badly, seeing as if she did, she would have just said no, shut up, and kept following the queue to the toilet, instead of berating someone for lying, when clearly, she had no idea. OP, I hope you got an apology from her. &&, Congraz & GL with your pregnancy. xx
neon_shoes 0
OK I'M SORRY FOR STATING MY OPINION. And the person who I've been auguring with, I just realized that you were on the same side as me the whole time, I just read it wrong. I'm sorry, you don't know how stupid I feel right now.
sony01 0
you Shouldve worn a Diaper!
dirtyrussian97 0
just say I dont need this shit from you lady and pass her
Ciege 0
At the point of the end, you grab a nice wet spot, be sure to get a good amount on your hands, and run it through her hair with the comment of "I hope you enjoy the smell as much as i do the rest of the play"
lcsun69 0
No... you don't.
ILOVE2model 0
awww I'm sorry. and atleast you look good pregnant if she couldn't even tell (;
peachee_26 0
Nope, it doesn't work that way. Being pregnant doesn't give you the right to jump the queue. The woman had no right to assume you were lying, or to lecture you, but you weren't entitled to use the bathroom before her just because you're knocked up. If you can't hold your bladder, you shouldn't be out seeing plays, you should be at home.
maryannelee94 2
u shld have smashed her face against the wall... or asked the people right at the front