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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 20:05

Fortune tellers are full of BS. & you're just a neglectful goldfish owner. (:

TigressUK 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:09

A fish doesn't die if it isn't fed for three days. It must have had something else wrong with it.

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aanderson009 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:41

when fish live in the wild they dont eat everyday.... so either this is BS or your fish died another way. either way mkes your story moot! sorry

Me27 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:44

That's eerie!

Devin_Duke 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:51

Wow you are such a douche lmao, your closest friend is a fish? YDI

ShelbyG 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:53

Pffft...Lmfao #31 I had a goldfish for one day and.........It died. ;[ I have bad luck with fishies......And apparently so do you =]

skierguy 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:54

You deserve it for believing in superstitious nonsense.

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:58

lol, I think she got lucky.

ShelbyG 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:58

Oops I meant number 30.....xD

mimimi_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:58

FYL for having a goldfish as a closest friend. YDI for not feeding your closest friend.

robvicious_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:01

Your life is ****** for two reasons. 1) you can't even take care of a goldfish 2) you take fortune teller seriously.

sovereign_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:02

PHYSICS IS REAL, PSYCHICS ARE NOT! YDI though, fish killer!

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