Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Teeth gang rise up
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
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lexuality 0
I had braces for years... many people do.... jeez, get over it princess.
kalakaster 0
Having braces doesnt suck.. its normal. But what is GOING to suck is actually wearing them. It HURTS like hell .. your lips get BROKEN inside the mouth. The pain lasts for a week. And then every time u meet orthodontist (every month) its going to hurt AGAIN .. for some days. .. I have braces :D
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cincin75 0
Damn wrong post.
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
ughh I feel ur pain OP :[
dugumit 0
awwwwwwwwwwwww life is so hard on u :( stfu and be grateful it's not a backbrace.
Tikwichka 5
Yeah, my backbrace is more noticeable than what OP's braces will ever be!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Tik, provided you're not joking, what type of brace is it? I had to wear one of those super-stiff molded ones for a ridiculous length of time after a surgery. After a week I got sick of feeling self-conscious and bought some acrylic paint, sharpees and spray sealant for plastic. I painted that thing up quite nicely. :) I had a few people ask me where to get one because they thought it was some type of new corset-like fashion. It could help if you feel embarrassed. If it's a lumbar brace, then flesh-colored duct tape and camisoles are your friend!
JGood08 1
had em, that shit did suck but hey my teeth are sexy
whatsmyusername1_fml 0
your fault for not getting them earlier
Kenziechristinee 0
how is that OPS fault? because everyone has 5,000 dollars that they just don't want to spend..
maxdashz 0
Braces? If you meant this to be an FML because it hurts or impends speech, it doesn't. Also, if you meant it to be an FML because you will look bad, it's not that horrible. In the end I still wish this site had an IDC button.
lexuality 0
I had braces for years... many people do.... jeez, get over it princess.
GlassDancer 0
.....So what? I've had my braces for two years, gone to countless weddings, gone to Florida, done everything with them. No one even notices them anymore, me included. Be thankful that after the fact, your teeth will be gorgeous!
vrock 0
I have braces fml
hungry_robot 4
Well when would be a good time to wear them then? At least you're getting them now and not when you're 40. You could try smiling with your mouth closed for photos if the braces make you self-conscious. Personally, I was pretty psyched to show off my colourful teeth because I got the orthodontist to put different coloured bands on whatever colour-coordinated plan I had every month :P
SeedlessMe 13
Ahahha I did the same thing!.... though looking back, some of the color combo's I choae were a little... odd.. but hey, I was a special child :-]
SeedlessMe 13
*chose