Health: Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By Walaa Hamdan - 31/08/2021 04:01

Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML

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By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Beewwwbs - 09/11/2018 19:00 - Australia - Wembley

Today, I'm on a pill that "may cause breast tenderness". My 32E breasts took that to mean swell up a size, become heavy as lead, be so sore I can't move without a bra on, and stiffen my neck and back muscles so badly I thought I had an ear infection. This will last "a few weeks to months". FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By milkysubstance - 14/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML

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boxter57 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:36

Will your baby suck on your armpit?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:37

Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)

Comments

DIZZY666 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:39

Hahaha!! You got "Pit Nip"!

njgohard 16

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:50

****, ****, yes they're for me I wish that every woman had three. One for the left hand, one for the right I'd bury my face in the middle one all night...

DeadpoolNV 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:53

Pics or it didnt happen!

lidsthesquid 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:55

Do you have to get a bra specially made now?

megapeyt 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:00

A gyn is a physician. Thats who they would go to for something like this

JiggyBear 2

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:19

OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING.

moi101 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:20

Tia Fabiola????

CrazyChikklet 5

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:55

Eww, that sounds so gross

russianspy1234 11

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:01

So, you seeing anyone?

PenguinsareFun 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:09

Why would u go to a Gyno for this?

DocBastard 38

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:44

Because gynecologists take care of women and their medical problems. OP is a woman. Is that not reason enough? What exactly do you think gynecologists do?