Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen,...

By skywayavenue - 19/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh. But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking. Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!

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truslide 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 13:56

#9, not exactly, but only fat slobs eat what they just found without knowing what is was

wafflemonger 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 13:59

Truslide, I think you're getting confused between "fat" and "stupid." There is a difference.

fogs32 7

Wednesday 23 May 2012 6:11

There was a scientific study done that proved there is a direct correlation between stupidity and obesity.

Capybara 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:18

Was it shaped like a macaron or something? Anyway, it serves you right for eating it without asking, I suppose. #11: See #12's comment.

CodyGuitarist 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:24

Ahaha you dumb ****. That's what you get for being sneaky.

loopy_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:31

Do you eat your friends' things often?

Letsel 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:59

Lush?

xolotl 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:04

You wanted to take a bite before your friend got back? What was the point? She'd notice part of it was gone whether or not she saw you eat it. Anyway, YDT.

Bleep_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:25

Since when does everyone think it's okay to eat/take stuff that's not theirs? It's not because she's your friend that all her stuff automatically belongs to you. ASK FIRST. So if it had been a cupcake, and you had eaten it, and it turned out that it was a small surprise from her partner... what would you have done?