Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh. But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking. Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!

hahahahahahaha. Nothing dirty is coming out of that mouth

How the hell do you not realize it's not food before you put it in your mouth? Obviously the texture in your hand must have been different from a pastry. I laughed heavily, and you deserved it heartily.

hahahahaha you deserved that for being a fat slob

Surely you could have smelled that it was soap and not food? It is very funny though, great story.

why would you keep it in your mouth long enough for it to start foaming?

there are so many stories on here of people eating/touching/using/pawing through something that isn't theirs, and then crying because it was gross or painful or whatever. ask before you touch or eat something that you weren't given permission for, or of course you will wind up with a mouth full of soap. (or using dad's pube trimmers on your nose hair, or finding a parent's sex tape or toy, or using a toothbrush that was used on something gross, or eating dog treats. seriously, read the archives and learn a lesson from them.)

#5, exactly. Only fat people enjoy delicious pastries.

General rule of thumb, if you see some random thing sitting around, probably not a good idea to eat it.