By skywayavenue - 19/3/2009 05:09 - Canada
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh.

But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking.

Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

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By  Jimboom  |  11

Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh.

But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking.

Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

By  shorgenfunkel  |  0

How the hell do you not realize it's not food before you put it in your mouth? Obviously the texture in your hand must have been different from a pastry. I laughed heavily, and you deserved it heartily.

By  rollingmyeyes  |  0

there are so many stories on here of people eating/touching/using/pawing through something that isn't theirs, and then crying because it was gross or painful or whatever. ask before you touch or eat something that you weren't given permission for, or of course you will wind up with a mouth full of soap. (or using dad's pube trimmers on your nose hair, or finding a parent's sex tape or toy, or using a toothbrush that was used on something gross, or eating dog treats. seriously, read the archives and learn a lesson from them.)

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  BradyT918  |  9

As one of my favorite quotes says" I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people, we should just remove all the warning label and let the issue sort itself out".