Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

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Jimboom 11

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

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Anyb0dyTh 8

While your mom might actually be right, you are obviously not a spiritual person. That was most definitely not an appropriate thing to say to someone who has no concept of the spiritual realm. All I can say is that I pray for both you and her. And I make this comment as a person who has lived both sides of the coin. Both as a person who once did not believe in angels and demons, And as a person who has actually seen supernatural phenomena. And lastly, in your defense, I think you are more likely to find God, than she is. Good luck and God speed OP

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Jimboom 11

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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cobalt_light 0

ouch, everyone in my family is an atheist, so nothing like that has happened to me. Does you mother do things like this often?

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killerpenguin4 9

yeah op is from Utah so most likely Mormon

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christiebaby578 9

Mormons are crazy. I'm an atheist and have lived in Utah for 5-6 years. I'm the only one at my school who doesn't talk about church 24/7. I would bet that OPs mom is Mormon

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goodoldave 17

Dont knock something you know nothing about. I dont care what ur religion is. Dont knock a religion till you understand it. not rumors, not here say, what YOU know about mormons. Just like food or a sport or a lifestyle. Dont knock till you try it and know the real facts.

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elizabeth713 8

Don't knock Mormonism til you try it? Lol

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americanafrican 32

that is true that they are, but most of the Mormons parents aren't like this. me for example, mine aren't insane like that

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DaNxD 1

OD is your mom that religious?

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KorbenDeck 5

Why is that the last time you will see him?

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NandaPanda 22

I was wondering the same thing. I'm actually surprised you were the first one to ask that, too. Why will you not be able to see him for two years, OP? That's crazy!

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Obediah14 13

Um well what other thing can you think of besides being a soldier? Maybe he's going to a foreign study or something, but really, not that many options doofus

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americanafrican 32

serving a mission. those people that ride around on bikes teaching the gospel of Jesus Christ. we do it for 2 years and only talk to our families 4 times and don't see anyone from home during that time

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Spider_fml 9

What does it mean when you say you saw your bf for the last time "for two years"? Were you together for 2 years, or do you somehow know you won't be seeing him for two years to come? On topic: poor you... You didn't mention your age, but if you're old enough to go out to dinner, you should be old enough to not have your mother storm out of the house yelling at your boyfriend... But still, you two probably knew your mom is somewhat of an extremist, and he's dating you, not her. Maybe he'll just accept her insanity as .. part of the package?

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Bubs_fml 0

Sing along! "If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! If you're happy and you know it then you better never show it or god will smite you for your nasty sin!" F***ing loonies.

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firefaery 0

You're my hero. It reminds me of a bumper sticker I have that says "have you threatened your children with eternal damnation today?"

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texmas 0

Your ex-boyfriend, you mean. If you live with your parents, you're too young to make a commitment to two years long distance. Unless you're just stupid as hell. But yourmom is crazy. Get a job. Move out.

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RachelTheLoser 0

#9, I would have to disagree with yuu there. I dont think living with or without yer parents would effect having a good two year long distance relationship. love has no limits. I don't normally comment on peoples comments, but I felt I had to say this.

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crazysmurfette 6

#9: you're obviously a heartless bitch, to think that. I have a friend who got a boyfriend in the 6th. A few months later, he moved halfway across the country. Four years later, and they're still together and visit each other every break/vacation from a school. And neither of them ever cheated. Yes, relationships like this really do happen.

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truelyajerk 0

murder her...then she can talk to satan herself

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