Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
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Top comments
Vilefire 0
You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there
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Comments (168)
chelle_starlight 0
creepy...let's just hope he doesn't move seats in order to sit next to you...or worse...use cheesy pick-up lines...
CakeSlicer 0
Haha thats scary. Stalker? Lol! FYL. I hate being stalked lol.
xFalzz 0
Nice pic, 14! *Stalks*
MagicMushrooms 0
He wants to be your "friend". :)
xVictoriaDreamz 0
Awkward. Maybe, he knew you was watching him? trying to creep you out
FFML_314 12
Learn to pay attention in class, OP! Stop stalking your stalkers.
TH3_B345T 0
hahaha agreed 19
thisgirl2u 9
You should have updated you status to " I see you creepy McCreepster, yes you and I'm not amused. " just saying :)
ivanzuf 2
hi
Draminicaus 0
That's actually a brilliantly unique idea. not to mention, the look on his face when he saw that status would be priceless. hahaha.
kristelle_fml 0
hahahahahaha omg that pure geneous !
ohcrappy 0
u hav nv met him, but he is in ur calculus class?
singer4life666 0
A class of 200 people. You're not going to meet everyone.
starile 20
24 is probably still a high schooler who doesn't yet understand how college class lectures work. Soon enough, 24! Soon enough :]
jobart_fml 5
u can also make your profile secret on Facebook ( but maybe you're blonde!!!)
shawtieee 0
stereotype ..
tamie306 5
**** you Jobart
AthinaMarie 0
Someone was looking at your FB... Yeaaa def. a FYL. Well he wasnt yanking it to your picture was he? No? Then there is no problem :) Be flattered.
goldenone 2
even if he was wanking it. still be flattered! he just likes you a WHOLE lot!
WhatTheFuq 0
I just got yanking it to 27s fml pic.
AthinaMarie 0
Well I understand.. If I had one I would yank it to your pic whatthefuq.
Jester7 0
that's when you get on your facebook and update you status to something along the lines of "I'm watching you" or "quit looking at me" and see if he turns around