Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
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Vilefire 0
You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there
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Comments (168)
Rainbow35 6
To the people saying YDI for OP not having her profile be completely impossible to see, he could have had a friend in common with her, and maybe her settings were that friends of friends could see some/most things? And in my opinion, it's only fair to have your profile set so as friends of friends can see at least some pictures, because otherwise if you friend-requested someone, they might have no idea who you are, and get freaked out, even if you know them, because some people's Facebook names are completely different from their actual ones, and all that.
rusrsbrah 0
I have no respect for people who put retarded names as their facebook name. Also everyone who has added me and I didn't know what their picture was, I messaged and asked if I knew them. Problem fixed, change your profile to private. :)
sallen0046 4
Yes, but each individual item has a setting. You can make your posts and information friends only, and still have your pictures and whatever else set at friends of friends or everyone. It's a social network. You can't complain about people looking at your page when you don't bother to alter what you allow people not on your friends list to see.
cycle227 3
Who's talking about "making her facebook profile completely impossible to see"? Name, a single decent photo, maybe hometown, that's enough for people who KNOW you to RECOGNIZE you. Once you're friends, they can see your other "features". Is that so freaking hard to understand?
jujubeewhoopie 0
Tie down your stinking FB account already.
rusrsbrah 0
maybe he saw you, heard your name during role, thought you were cute, and decided he might want to friend you on facebook but was too shy to do it. Not everyone is out to stalk you. you aren't THAT hot. -_-
sonicyouth108 0
um, how was he looking at your profile without being a 'friend'? You need to sort out your FB profile security.
tamie306 5
**** facebook!
LizzyMonster 0
I think he mite find you and rape u
jessica111189 0
that's so creepy......
lilponygurrl 0
time to fix your Facebook settings lol
zendaddy0 0
tap his shoulder when he looks punch him
SooShee 0
That is what Facebook privacy settings are for, duh...