Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
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Vilefire 0
You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there
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JohnBoyFsYL 10
If you're gonna bitch about it make your profile private or STFU.
Northerntowngirl 0
hmm creepy guy in newfoundland am I supposed to be surprised? 200 ppl in your class? are there even 200 ppl in Newfoundland thought they all left for AB? just go say hi you have nothing to loose!
Wynton 0
thats not cool throw some cheese at this fools head.
a_girl_i_know 0
you should consider making your facebook profile private if you have an issue with people you dont know looking at it.
okieraider71 4
Creeps love creeps--I hear wedding bells.
Inspired22 11
That's what privacy settings are for. If you haven't noticed, most people won't let you look at their pictures unless you are friends with them. It is kind of creepy for any old dude to be able to log on and look at your pics. Ew. If you think that's bad, think of all the other people that have looked since you made all that public!
Haackfam101 0
lol, was he cute at least?
Brittneyyyy 7
I don't really think it's all that creepy, more like a coincidence. Unless he was looking at your pictures, and by "looking" I mean D:< Maybe you're a friend of his friend and he noticed a post by you or something. I always look at random pages.
Brittneyyyy 7
And now I feel stupid because it clearly says 45 minutes. Yeah that's creepy. 5 minutes would be my creeper limit.
dt520 4
hey calm down he probably just thinks that you are hot. its when he spends that much time OUT OF CLASS staring at you that its wrong. before facebook guys used thier heads so its just more obvious to you now that the pics show up pn his phone and not in his head.