Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
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Top comments
Vilefire 0
You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there
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Comments (168)
Shinygirlnz 1
You're an idiot. Change your privacy settings.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for being a facebook loser..
twilightfreak779 0
maybe he thinks you're cute and wants to know more about you and is a slow reader?
Ranimal 12
I've had this happen to me before. Its quite awkward.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
lmfao you should've put your status as 'stop stalking me. I know you're reading this.' or something lol
aardvarkish 17
Look on the bright side: You held his interest for a full 45 minutes before he moved on.
zach055 23
YDI, the moment you put something on Facebook accept the fact the some creepy stalker is looking at it. There's probably some guy in china jerking off to your pics right now.
Av8solo 0
Some people actually read the entire profile and try to take in what YOU typed for everyone to read. Get over yourself.
jazlon21 0
maybe he likes you
tenniscrazy2 6
Send him a message on facebook saying, "I know you stalk my profile"