Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Valle79 5
So you planned to break down? I can see how his mother might think you're a horrible person...
ShadowLord 3
Now you can talk out your diffierences.
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Comments (159)
jmlxox 2
My boyfriend's mom is the same way. I feel your pain OP.
Scott411 9
Call the waaambulance.
Skatejock21 0
My mom hated my girlfriend... I broke up with her b/c she was crying and being a bitch about it... and do I give a damn, no. Change yourself, talk to her. It's not worth crying to your boyfriend... b/c he probably doesn't give a rats ass if he was willing to listen to his mom.
nick5935 4
dude ur harch... u probably didn't have feeling for ur gf
whatgoescomes 5
Ha stop crying you nub................... YUYYUYU shlug flumpen copen hagen!
J352SAURUS 30
What the ****
AshMarLan 0
There is no reason that you should have to change yourself for your boyfriends mother. You're dating him, not her. If he tells you not to worry about it then dont, just ignore her. But if he insists you change because she doesnt like you, then beat him to the punch and dump his dumb ass.
Pazu_fml 10
I wouldn't like you, either, judging by how much of a drama queen you sound like. You went over there specifically to break down on the poor guy? You don't think you could maybe handle your insecurities in a more mature way?
bigbenz_fml 2
The real fml here is for you boyfriend. Not only does he have to put up with his mothers whining he has to put up with yours after. Poor fella
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
baw how cute reminds me of my dysfunctional family
Based 0
Who goes to someones house to cry. You sad, sad mongrel.
pike1346 3
so, you went over there with a PLAN to cry bc his mom hates you? I hate you cause your a sad, pathetic, waste of jiz. Grow up poor me.