Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Valle79 5
So you planned to break down? I can see how his mother might think you're a horrible person...
ShadowLord 3
Now you can talk out your diffierences.
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Comments (159)
ksc686 0
The worst thing you can do is make your boyfriend choose sides. If you and his Mom can't act like ******* adults then go cry on someone else's shoulder. How annoying and awkward do you think that situation was for him?
Riemurasia 0
You are such a fake little c*nt. Acting all innocent while you're making him choose to f*ck over his own family?! Stop pretending...
abby1029 8
aww just ignore her :$
i_RUN_951 0
haha fuc u
Dudeness23 0
maybe you should stop being a terrible person if this type of thing bothers you that much
aberle5 0
that first part was sweet but It sucks his mom was there. it's sweet though the way u go there to cry and hug him when u start to cry. I wish I had that.
JoeTheBow 8
Aren't you embarrassed of crying?
nick5935 4
aw.... I have like the exact same problem except my gf lives a state away from me so we can't hug :(
figuresk8tr4life 0
I don't get it... u said u went over there to cry about that....
dawn2011 4
maybe you need to talk to her and find out why she don't like you.