Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Valle79 5
So you planned to break down? I can see how his mother might think you're a horrible person...
ShadowLord 3
Now you can talk out your diffierences.
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Comments (159)
MuffyStJacques 0
Bitch fight?
OMG_N3RD 0
WIN!!
Valle79 5
So you planned to break down? I can see how his mother might think you're a horrible person...
gogokira 5
This. why has no one else mentioned this?
ocdparame 6
Seriously. I hit YDI after reading, "Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry".
cupcakeslayer 0
THANK YOU. as soon as I read it I thought " if the op planned a breakdown maybe the op also planned for the mom to be there to give her some sort of "guilt trip"
aback 5
Just what I was thinking. She may in fact be a wonderful humanitarian and all, but she just sounds like a manipulative ***** to me.
DjeePee 25
Nice said. I can't help it, but come on, breaking down and crying...how old are you OP? 14? Let us hope so, because then you might have a chance to stop being a drama queen.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I would like to add that OP also believes that his mother came over just to talk about her. Insecure much?
homesickabortion 2
i know right? who plans to be an emotional wreck over something? "i walked in the door and started sobbing." wow. cry on command...must be a wreck about it. and its always good to know your girlfriend is manipulative as all holy hell.
leearm104 4
I know, right? Sounds like an emotional train wreck if you ask me.
leearm104 4
my bad 103 I typed my post right before I read yours. didn't mean to steal your opening line.
Vlieto23 8
thank you. glad to see not everyone is mentally challenged
allyiscute1 22
Seriously I thought the same thing. Like did she really go "oh well I'm going to go to my bfs house and cry now" seems odd..
T1A2Z3 35
I think she meant break down and cry as in cry. The expression she broke down crying is used. You can't plan a breakdown.
sweet_candy_ 17
That sucks op but you're going to meet people that don't like you. No need to cry about it.
soccerchick_1994 8
that sucks. sorry that your boyfriends mom is a bitch
number1beaner 0
or give her an upper ****
fakeaccountX 6
no. horses are terrible people.
dannyfont 5
wasn't that an opportunity for you two to discuss your differences.
yukora 0
I feel bad that your bf has to deal with both of you whiny bitches....
Bassmasterclassi 2
agreed
Asura09 0
^ win
RomanBeauty 0
fantastic comment :)
notquite69 0
You went to his house to break down and cry? Talk about baggage. If that's what you do, no wonder his mom doesn't like you. But she's no better. He should just put the 2 of you in a ring and let you go at it.
Mistery510 6
haha