Kids: Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference...

By lebanesewoman - 30/06/2009 16:17 - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

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By Stripperofthemall - 25/08/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Mom - 25/07/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 05:00

Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 26/01/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:38

Hahahahahah! Wow. Do you think she was hitting on you?

NikkiJC 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:36

Ohhh ....FYL. Thats a great mix-up :p

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aquarius6 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:12

funny!!!

Synchestra_fml 2

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:13

Heh, Weezer - Pink Triangle just came on when I started reading this FML xD

delfinofrank 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:14

I think this is cute. It's not really an FML. But be happy there are gay-friendly people where you live.

speak_a_da_truth 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:16

Guess if the whole having a husband thing doesn't work out you always have your sons teacher. Give it a shot you might like it! ;) Take pictures and FYL

kira1kira 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:21

the teacher is retarded, kids always mix up words, plus he said "American" she could have guessed he was mistaken... I forgot where I was going with this

Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:22

your American or your not halfbreed. not both. YDI

Scope_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:55

Wait since when can't you hold a dual nationality as an American? Many people refer to themselves as Irish American or Armenian American and there are many Lebanese American. Don't be such a redneck.

aberfrog5 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 1:12

yeah because if your dad was german and your mom was american you so wouldn't be german-american. that's the way it works. bravo, genius!

ellbtvsvm 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:06

"Halfbreed"? Wow YOU'RE a douche. Learn the difference between "you're" and "your."

Lonely4 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:36

Ever thought it could be her job or her husband's job that brought her there? What about if one is in the military? She's still be American, but living elsewhere.