By lebanesewoman - 30/06/2009 16:17 - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
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RedRose 0

Hahahahahah! Wow. Do you think she was hitting on you?

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NikkiJC 0

Ohhh ....FYL. Thats a great mix-up :p

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angorashi 0

#8, idk, but i'd be something along tge lines of russian-english-australian-canadian-american. Scary thoughts, let's leave it at that ;o

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dancin303 0

do you have citizenship's in all those countries. cause if not your just american.

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tigerisabelle 31

Soooooo... in other words... you're white.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Haven't a few FMLs of this sort already passed through the moderating?

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Mata_Hari 0

Eh. Kind of an old joke... not that it couldn't happen, but you know..

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americayay 0

Agreed on the lack of relevance, but I don't think she was saying there was anything wrong with being a lesbian, just a bit awkward to have her sexual orientation brought up in a conference at all.

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BAbyR 0

aww. im half lebanese. im going there in a couple of days=) im excited. its absoutly beautiful=)

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elara15 0

Hey, be relieved your son's teacher isn't a bigot who would punish your son for who she thought was raising him.

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darkmis1 17

1) the OP isn't a lesbian 2) even if she was, there's nothing wrong with it.

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Migrane 0

was it the kid that miss understood or the teacher

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Cloudy_fml 0

I'm thinking the kid mixed it up.

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