Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
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Gringo_fml 0
:s I hope the shit from his sneeze didn't go in ur cut :S:S
HurriKaty 4
*sings* Law law law lawsuit.
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Comments (120)
fedora_fan13 0
damn that's like my dentist. he was scrapping my teeth with that scary hooked thing and ripped a hole down my tongue...
fedora_fan13 0
damn that's like my dentist. he was scrapping my teeth with that scary hooked thing and ripped a hole down my tongue...
lifebarelyeffed 0
SUE THAT BASTARD! Medical malpractice is serious business; get some money out of it
Luckster 0
This is why I refuse to go to the dentist to get my Wisdoms removed....
survivalism 0
Does anyone here even know what "malpractice" means? You went to get your teeth pulled. And that's exactly what happened. End of discussion.
shmaller 0
I've had several teeth pulled, and I never got stitches afterwards. Your dentists must all suck.
Tsukasa_fml 0
That quack didn't stop when he felt a sneeze coming on? O.o
fjonslife410 0
Why would someone say YDI, you didn't do anything wrong... FYL
smashford12 0
something like this happened to me :( I went to get a root canal. He started drilling and I screamed and cried. It was one of the most sharpest pains I have felt in a long time. Then he said "oops....wrong tooth." He drilled a perfectly live tooth. I understand that sometimes people make mistakes, but I wish I had sued now. He ended up changing the paperwork and said that tooth needed a root canal and it was on purpose. :(
lolwhat_fml 0
How'd you get stiches on your mouth? Like why ? ;P