Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
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Gringo_fml 0
:s I hope the shit from his sneeze didn't go in ur cut :S:S
HurriKaty 4
*sings* Law law law lawsuit.
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puppyeyes56 0
#10, when i got my teeth pulled, I didn't get stitches, and my cousin who had a total of 12 teeth pulled or more[im not lieing] never got stitches either. Her teeth just kept growing...But I've never gotten stitches...
mamaReese 0
Ye I don't like bad dentists.. When I was 7 I was mortified of them and the tools they put in your mouth so I was hesitant to open my mouth and started crying. Then the dentist held my nose shut and put her hand over my mouth and started saying "Fine, if you won't cooperate, then you're going to die today." Her assistant was hold my hands down. They did that for a couple of seconds (an eternity for a kid) and then I started moving frantically until she let go and I started screaming and screaming until another dentist came in and he calmed me down and held my hand and made it all kinda okay. Then when I told my family later, they took the dentist's side. :( Needless to say, after that I hated dentists and generalized them all as murderous evil people and only went to the dentist in time of emergency. But last year, I finally shook off my fear. Lol. But pointtttt is, dentists and doctors sometimes don't know how to do their jobs properly and they should be reported. REPORT REPORT!!
worstlifevuh 0
LAAAAAAWSUIIIIIIIIT
nickilikeewoahh 0
I read somewhere that sneezes are 1/10 of an ******. Your dentist had an ****** right into your mouth. FYL ;)
zimm9466 0
you almost always receive stitches when you get teeth pulled
love4running 0
#1 I hope you realize that you were, in fact, bragging about getting first merely by pointing it out
bpbomber 0
okay, these little suggestions for lawsuits are completely asinine. How much does the fact that you have stitches in your mouth harm you? I can tell you for a fact that it is not worth the legal fees. Also, lawsuits bring up insurance premiums for dentists, who then pass on the price hikes to consumers like yourself. Thirdly, your dentist is a human being, he or she will make mistakes. I agree that medical workers should be held to a higher standard than other professions, but if they are punished for every little thing, we wouldn't have too many of them left.
Synchestra_fml 2
@#20, #26: There's always the random person who votes YDI on every one.
rakhil11 7
i have had 4 teeth pulled and never gotten stitches... anyhoo. that sucks!
tinkerbell67 0
you HAVE to do these things in order: 1. get a new and better dentist. 2. sue him to the most you can get. 3. laugh at him when he looses! i'm sorry that happened. that SUCKS. but just sue him and itll be okay haha