Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
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Gringo_fml 0
:s I hope the shit from his sneeze didn't go in ur cut :S:S
HurriKaty 4
*sings* Law law law lawsuit.
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Comments (120)
webster34 0
I work at a dental office and if we pull more then one tooth then we use stitches. or if it was a difficult tooth to pull then again we use stitches. chances are your tooth wasn't an easy one to pull.
aFMLaddict 0
Sue that dentist!! the money you'll get is probly enough to hire a killer and get that mofo cold.
aFMLaddict 0
im serieus, SUE HIM!!
whatever123_fml 0
sue himm!
randomhappyguy 0
hahahaha just sue him and buy a gold one ;)
kandy_fml 0
I'm going in to get my wisdom teeth pulled on Friday. Stories about bad adventures at the dentist makes me not want to go even more.
Obama_1 0
sue.
puppyeyes56 0
sue him. I have bad luck with dentists. Like i said before, my dentist took the wrong tooth out, and we didn't bother to sue.My dad said it was no point. He also did a mold of my teeth while I was lieing down. Then when i went to my Ortho, he said dentists aren't trained to do molds. I nearly choked to death because of the mold going down my throat, and he wouldn't let me sit up, instead hes like 1 more minute. I hated my dentist. I now have 1 missing adult tooth due to him.Now he's a retired old fart. Thank-god. I got 2 teeth pulled at once, never got stitches....Instead they put a shit load of gauze in my mouth to soak up the blood, tasty.
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
LAWSUIT! (lol, there happens to be an ad for dental correction on the right XP)
l1day 0
WTF #43 But yea can we say CaCHING!