Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
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Gringo_fml 0
:s I hope the shit from his sneeze didn't go in ur cut :S:S
HurriKaty 4
*sings* Law law law lawsuit.
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Comments (120)
ero_hime 0
ok... LOL, but that sucks ass
kelseymarie 0
56, i think you wouldnt have had stitches because you were getting baby teeth removed?? they have shallow and fine roots, but with a wisdom tooth extraction is far more "complicated" as it involves some nerves and they go very deep. coodos on the brass balls for getting that many teeth removed, im terrified to get my other two wisdoms removed, the last time was way to awful.
ramdog_fml 0
#45 is dumb. you get your teeth ****** up like that
jayfx 0
LOL this is hilarious...i was sooo sleepy but once i read this, i'm wide awake :D
flamingice 0
You were getting them out anyhow...and chances are you got the stitches that dissolve after time. Either way, you get the stitches, I don't see anything to complain about. Other than having to have your teeth out in the first place I guess.
Luckster 0
#64, Only if they are coming in at an angle, in which they aren't. My wisdoms are perfectly aligned with my normal teeth.
ThugsyK10 0
What does this even mean?? I'm a dental student and its perfectly routine to have stitches after extractions... when he sneezed did he slice your lip open or something?
Vintage_fml 0
i think its funny how the ad in my screen next to this FML,is about healthy teeth and a great smile
tixarah 0
I dont get it, when you have work done and teeth pulled, you always get stitches.....its normal......so other then him sneezing on you, which is pretty gross, how is the stitches an FML?
fmladdict28 0
You are an idiot. Anytime that a person has a tooth extracted stitches are needed after. How else do you expect to close up an open wound? Use your head and stop making all the dentists in the world (like me) look as if we are evil, and retarded. We didn't get through medical school because we don't know a thing or two.