Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
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Gringo_fml 0
:s I hope the shit from his sneeze didn't go in ur cut :S:S
HurriKaty 4
*sings* Law law law lawsuit.
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Comments (120)
shirleyyy137 0
I would kill that mother fuckerrr dead ass
Jbiebs82 0
OH SHIX!!!
guyfromnm 0
if only get one tooth pulled you might not need stitches. but you said as he was pulling out the last meaning more than one was pulled. 99% chance u were going to need them anyway. as far as malpractices go you won't do anything but waste money on a lawyer. quit being a whinnying puss and leave it alone. at least the oh shit didn't mean he pulled a health tooth.
beastinbooty 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AboveTheRest 6
Frank Ocean should've came in and sang for you.
CaysonJon 11
You get stitches when you get teeth pulled anyway smart one....
worldclassrager 41
What exactly happened? Hope you don't catch anything from the sneeze...
cwl727 33
I hope you weren't charged extra for those stitches.
clarinet500 16
To the people who voted ydi, how did op deserve it？
mrman32 5
I smell a malpractice suit.