Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if I could find the orange she'd dropped. I couldn't see it, but when I told her that there was no orange there, she gave me the strangest look. She'd said ring, not orange. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
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jjoyce6 0
Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?
wafflesyay 2
Ok then..
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Comments (165)
baseballplaya5 7
Must have been the work of chuck Norris.
Riley97 0
Bro, the orange police probably came as hung your orange!
Heeeerroin 5
Someone's an orange hater! It's a sign.
dookiedoo 0
It's a sign. Eat more junk food.
JordenAsplund 0
Fat ass...
THE_A_TEEN 28
You can eat fast food AND not be a fat ass, believe it or not. That "fat-ass" comment was unnecessary, ass-munch...
THE_A_TEEN 28
The key word is moderation, and maybe, just maybe, dookiedoo was joking...
cj7geojeep 0
Dookiedoo looks a bit like jack black...and I love fast food...and I'm skinny hahaha
Funny14u 0
What the hell !!!
Maxine17 8
It wouldn't even occur to me to look at the ceiling to see if my orange was there
rexgar2000 10
that's what I was thinking.
rattusrattus 19
They probably looked up when orange juice started dripping down their face. Like in films, just before the monster attacks. OP should probably watch out and arm themself with a machete.
Riley97 0
Yeah sorry about that, I get blackouts sometimes and I hang oranges on the ceiling... And rape pillows.
pink_rose2011 2
lmao that just made my day!
perdix 31
Are you on acid?
Liimitless 6
^more like shrooms