Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
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Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
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Top comments
NoOneCaresReally 8
Seems like someone needs to learn how to park in the right places.
HonestTruth 5
If you can take a look at my avatar, that would be face if that happened to me.
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Comments (47)
HeartOfLead 24
Something is telling me that you have a bad habit of parking complete on the sidewalk. It's quite the idiosyncrasy.
s0ulslack 20
Read signs much?
AdamNasty 0
Cops try to keep us black ppl down dnt let them kill the white man!
SashaTheIndian 4
Good news is you won't have to go too far to pay this one......just don't forget to park your car in the right spot this time when you take your ticket off your windshield.
RachaelAnna92 3
well maybe you should start paying attention to where you park. You have no one to blame but yourself!
404wan 19
so how many more times does this need to happen before you start paying for your damn parking?
Tom O'Halloran 9
you ain't too bright, are ya? 🤠