Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
Well that was rude. I don't understand why people think it's acceptable to comment on people's appearance in such a derogatory way.
cutycat136 28
And whatever her excuse will be, it won't be able to cover up her story for saying that. Bring it up to her boss.
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Comments (88)
EarlFug 19
And you're about to get fired. Could you keep this here for me please? I'll be right back.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
What a rude person, sorry OP
Delsanity 13
Yeah people can be rude most of times.
burninsnow 23
A ton of makeup couldn't cover her horrible attitude.
FusionPlacebo 26
Get their ass fired.
maggiefox 25
Don't worry about her OP, she doesn't matter. Everyone is ugly to someone, and gorgeous to another. But I'd bet everything that you're beautiful :)
enriquegonzolas 15
It's good salesmanship.
chosha_fml 27
Some people should just never speak, ever.
PimpNasty16 13
Lies
Caroline_Grace_ 20
wow, some people can be real jerks.