Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
Well that was rude. I don't understand why people think it's acceptable to comment on people's appearance in such a derogatory way.
cutycat136 28
And whatever her excuse will be, it won't be able to cover up her story for saying that. Bring it up to her boss.
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Comments (88)
rockwrench 18
Put your face putty on and show him whats he's missing.
teevthoj 9
U should had pretended to cry out loud and demand to see the manager.
stxn3d 10
Did you report her. She's pretty damn rude. You are beautiful with or without the makeup OP.
heyimrichie 11
That was rude.
kayla2228 14
That was so rude! I would've complained to her manager and gotten her ass fired. I feel for the previous customers that had to deal with her attitude. Sorry OP.
KawaiiPinkie 11
If you hadn't already paid, you should have laft and let him/her put the stuff back. Maybe even reported the asshole.
phantomofmind 14
"you're going to need more kindness to cover up that bad attitude"
brendejafulable 41
What makes people say things like this. I would tink it but never admit it. or I halfway jokingly would.
KatieeMoe 14
That was unbelievably rude.
stelec_1007 2
Nobody would actually say that. Never understood why FML's like this get posted.